Bill Gates Donates Vaccinated Chickens To Vaccinated People Because He’s Bill Gates

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Bill Gates is never done being Bill Gates. Bill Gates would vaccinate cedar trees if Bill Gates got the opportunity to do so (I’m not really ruling it out).

His (yep, I’m gonna stop saying his name repetitively) latest scheme is to donate ‘vaccinated’ chickens to sub-Saharan Africa, the same place he ‘donates’ vaccines to people. Here’s what he is doing: He’s donating chickens to Africans. Here’s what was ran, ‘Bill Gates Donates Vaccinated Chickens To Poor Africans.’ Even when the man isn’t injecting humans with pharma’s concoctions, he is making sure to keep ‘vaccines’ as relevant as possible.

Here is an excerpt from the article in Yahoo!. I will help you count the many insane things that are wrong with this.

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Gates will donate 100,000 birds vaccinated against common diseases under a program he said would boost incomes because chickens are inexpensive to care for, a good investment and help provide nutrition for children.

“If I were living in extreme poverty, I’d want to raise chickens,” the Microsoft founder and billionaire philanthropist said on his Twitter feed on Thursday.

Gates said a farmer starting with five hens could earn $1,000 a year, compared with the extreme poverty line of $700 a year. Eventually Gates wants to help 30 percent of rural African families raise chickens, up from 5 percent now.

Gates’ wife Melinda, co-chair of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, said breeding chickens can also empower women by giving them a source of income, which they are more likely than men to spend on education and healthcare.

Some critics said the program was a publicity stunt and wouldn’t solve the underlying problems of poverty in Africa. “Our father, Who art Uncle Bill, Hallowed be thy whims …” Nigerian satirist and author Elnathan John wrote on Twitter.

Ready, set, let’s go….

Africa is telling Bill Gates this is all bullshit. But Gates is doing it anyways. Melinda Gates is pitching vaccinated chickens as a way to promote girl power. The chickens being vaccinated meant nothing, he just threw that in there to remind us he’s the vaccine king.


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